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Systems Engineering Catch-22

September 11th, 2008

So, at big defense contractor inc, we are developing a small piece of a multi-billion dollar, multi-year project.  The basic idea is do a certain task over a network versus having field personnel running around in jeeps getting shot at.  Sounds like a good idea.

Of course, we have to accomodate all the currently installed h/w and s/w systems out there as we become a middleman for moving this stuff around.  Again, seems like the logical thing to do.

In the typical environment there are people called Systems Engineers who have been beating the bushes for months ahead of s/w teams getting involved to gather all the details on the current h/w and s/w.  These people are fully qualified to do this kind of work.  Again, seems like a good thing.

Now we hit reality. 

The typical system we are attempting to work with had been developed by a small company somewhere in the midwest.  Like any company after n years they no longer actively promote or develop that product.  Yes, you can call the help desk for support and get an answer.  You can not ask for changes or things like coding details as that knowledge is probably not available anymore, i.e. that programmer is retired in ‘97.

Well, what’s the big deal?  Surely the US armed forces has upgraded their systems!  No.  It is STOP that once something works in the field it stays in the field, is never updated or replaced until it breaks.

So, ok, then there is a large user base to talk to about how they are actually using the systems.  Yes, they exist.  No, you can not talk to them, they are busy getting shot at while driving around with the data that we are supposed to transmit over the network (see start of article above).

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No such thing as a free lunch

August 27th, 2008

Saw another oddity of the defense industry:  when a government employee comes on site and is fed lunch there is a little bowl marked something like “Contributions Welcome” where the gov guy is supposed to pay what he thinks the meal is worth.  This is due to the concept that we can’t bribe our project sponsor.

I guess they play the game, but there is no definition on the cost of the meal.  So, it is up to the discretion of the gov employee to put something in the pot.  This can be anything from a nickel to a few bucks, depending on what spare change the guy has in his pocket.

Isn’t it nice we are following such well thought out rules.  I’m sure some accountant is actually keeping track of how much is put into the pot on these things so we can ‘prove’ that we didn’t provide a free lunch, aka bribe.

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